But all the wedding requests I get anymore are inappropriate, Kreig. Last Saturday for instance, for the prelude they wanted:
Bittersweet Symphony (you’re a slave to money, then you die)
Under the Bridge (my sweetie left me, I went under the bridge to shoot up)
With or Without You (I can’t live, with or without you)
Hallelujah (All I ever learned from love is how to shoot at someone who outdrew you)
and so on. Of course, in fairness, the tragic love songs (Romeo and Juliet, Titanic, etc) have always been more popular, but everything now that I get asked for is pretty harsh. Nobody ever asks for Marry Me by Train, for instance, or Love Story by Taylor Swift. They do occasionally ask for Marry You by Bruno Mars (I’m looking for something dumb to do, Hey Babe, I think I want to marry you).