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  • #108525
    helen radice
    Participant

    Anyone got a good response to the piccolo joke?

    #108526
    Denise Grupp-Verbon
    Participant

    Resonse to the piccolo/flute joke:

    “Oh my Gosh! They told me this was a piccolo/flute!”

    Courtesy of DHC.

    #108527
    unknown-user
    Participant

    I say, “Oh! I play that too!” (which I do)

    #108528
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Dear Helen,

    #108529
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Im confused! Oh well. this happens a lot. ;-D

    #108530
    unknown-user
    Participant

    It still beats moving the piano!!!

    #108531
    unknown-user
    Participant

    The piccolo is__ a joke.

    #108532
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Speaking of jokes……

    How do you get two Oboes to play in tune ?…….shoot one.

    How do you get two Piccolos to play in tune ?….shoot um both

    #108533
    michael-steadman
    Participant

    Once I played background music for a woman’s 80th birthday celebration.

    #108534
    rosalind-beck
    Participant

    I find that these jokes are usually attempted by people watching me
    wheel my concert grand to/from a gig (never while I’m playing).

    #108535
    phoebe-powell
    Participant

    Oh, gosh! I get that all the time.

    #108536
    Jessica A
    Participant

    Michael, I use the exact same response.

    #108537
    diane-michaels
    Spectator

    I had a little fun

    #108538

    I don’t carry my harp around very much just yet, but I’m also the father of a young upright bass player and I DO wish she had taken up something smaller.

    As chief bass wrangler, my response to the piccolo question is to say:

    #108539
    David Ice
    Participant

    My usual response is that “well nobody ever said, ‘Oh, we’re getting married and we want a piccolo at our wedding!’ “

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