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  • January 1, 2004 at 5:00 am #108526
    Denise Grupp-Verbon
    Participant

    Resonse to the piccolo/flute joke:

    “Oh my Gosh! They told me this was a piccolo/flute!”

    Courtesy of DHC.

    January 1, 2004 at 5:00 am #108525
    helen radice
    Participant

    Anyone got a good response to the piccolo joke?

    January 2, 2004 at 5:00 am #108527
    unknown-user
    Participant

    I say, “Oh! I play that too!” (which I do)

    January 3, 2004 at 5:00 am #108528
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Dear Helen,

    January 25, 2004 at 5:00 am #108529
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Im confused! Oh well. this happens a lot. ;-D

    January 28, 2004 at 5:00 am #108530
    unknown-user
    Participant

    It still beats moving the piano!!!

    November 22, 2004 at 5:00 am #108531
    unknown-user
    Participant

    The piccolo is__ a joke.

    January 29, 2005 at 5:00 am #108532
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Speaking of jokes……

    How do you get two Oboes to play in tune ?…….shoot one.

    How do you get two Piccolos to play in tune ?….shoot um both

    January 4, 2006 at 5:00 am #108533
    michael-steadman
    Participant

    Once I played background music for a woman’s 80th birthday celebration.

    February 10, 2006 at 4:45 pm #108534
    rosalind-beck
    Participant

    I find that these jokes are usually attempted by people watching me
    wheel my concert grand to/from a gig (never while I’m playing).

    December 23, 2009 at 2:19 am #108535
    phoebe-powell
    Participant

    Oh, gosh! I get that all the time.

    December 23, 2009 at 3:21 pm #108536
    Jessica A
    Participant

    Michael, I use the exact same response.

    January 2, 2010 at 4:12 pm #108537
    diane-michaels
    Spectator

    I had a little fun

    January 2, 2010 at 6:45 pm #108538
    bill-and-jennifer-jenkins
    Participant

    I don’t carry my harp around very much just yet, but I’m also the father of a young upright bass player and I DO wish she had taken up something smaller.

    As chief bass wrangler, my response to the piccolo question is to say:

    February 2, 2010 at 4:57 am #108539
    David Ice
    Participant

    My usual response is that “well nobody ever said, ‘Oh, we’re getting married and we want a piccolo at our wedding!’ “

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