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  • October 18, 2011 at 6:40 pm #104871
    Saul Davis Zlatkovski
    Participant

    How do you turn your harp orange?

    October 18, 2011 at 8:41 pm #104872
    kreig-kitts
    Member

    How many harpists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Who cares? They’ll just get a pianist to do it.

    October 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm #104873
    unknown-user
    Participant

    A harpist spends half their life tuning their harp, and the other half playing out of tune….

    October 18, 2011 at 10:03 pm #104874
    unknown-user
    Participant

    Natalie – does it count as a joke if it’s true?

    ~Sam

    October 18, 2011 at 11:23 pm #104875
    kent-vogel
    Participant

    A harp is a piano with no clothes on.

    October 19, 2011 at 12:06 am #104876
    tony-morosco
    Participant

    What do harps have in common with elderly parents?

    They are both unforgiving and difficult to get in and out of the car.

    October 19, 2011 at 12:43 am #104877
    unknown-user
    Participant

    I think it’s funny because it’s true. ;P

    One of my friends started to complain about tuning his 6 string guitar. I gave him a glare that will stay with him till death.

    — Natalie

    October 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm #104878
    kay-lister
    Member

    Tony – LOL!

    October 19, 2011 at 1:45 pm #104879
    john-strand
    Participant

    Takes a lot of guts to play the harp – – – – –

    October 21, 2011 at 9:01 pm #104880
    Saul Davis Zlatkovski
    Participant

    We may get a run in our nylons, but at least not a ladder.

    October 21, 2011 at 10:56 pm #104881
    kent-vogel
    Participant

    The study of the pedal harp is not a broad subject,…the greatest players are men!

    Sorry.

    October 22, 2011 at 10:36 am #104882
    steven-todd-miller
    Member

    These are hilarious! I can’t wait to read more!

    November 12, 2011 at 11:24 am #104883
    Pat Eisenberger
    Participant

    This isn’t a “harp” joke, but being that I’m currently taking photography classes, it’s my current favorite – combining my two loves of music and photography:

    What did Mozart do when his Nikon broke? He borrowed Pachelbel’s Canon!

    November 12, 2011 at 1:14 pm #104884
    kay-lister
    Member

    Ohhhhhhhhh Pat!

    ;-) K

    November 25, 2011 at 2:21 am #104885
    Sheena Hudson
    Participant

    Here are some I found on the web.

    What’s the definition of an optimist?
    A harpist with a tuner.

    If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in tune harpist, an out of tune harpist, or Santa Claus?
    The out of tune harpist. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.

    Why are a harpist’s fingers like lightning?
    They rarely strike the same chord progression twice.

    What’s the difference between a Celtic Harp and a Concert Grand Pedal Harp?
    A Pedal Harp burns longer.

    A harp is a nude piano.
    But a piano is a harp in a coffin.

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