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    How do you turn your harp orange?

    #104872
    kreig-kitts
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    How many harpists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Who cares? They’ll just get a pianist to do it.

    #104873
    unknown-user
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    A harpist spends half their life tuning their harp, and the other half playing out of tune….

    #104874
    unknown-user
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    Natalie – does it count as a joke if it’s true?

    ~Sam

    #104875
    kent-vogel
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    A harp is a piano with no clothes on.

    #104876
    tony-morosco
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    What do harps have in common with elderly parents?

    They are both unforgiving and difficult to get in and out of the car.

    #104877
    unknown-user
    Participant

    I think it’s funny because it’s true. ;P

    One of my friends started to complain about tuning his 6 string guitar. I gave him a glare that will stay with him till death.

    — Natalie

    #104878
    kay-lister
    Member

    Tony – LOL!

    #104879
    john-strand
    Participant

    Takes a lot of guts to play the harp – – – – –

    #104880

    We may get a run in our nylons, but at least not a ladder.

    #104881
    kent-vogel
    Participant

    The study of the pedal harp is not a broad subject,…the greatest players are men!

    Sorry.

    #104882

    These are hilarious! I can’t wait to read more!

    #104883
    Pat Eisenberger
    Participant

    This isn’t a “harp” joke, but being that I’m currently taking photography classes, it’s my current favorite – combining my two loves of music and photography:

    What did Mozart do when his Nikon broke? He borrowed Pachelbel’s Canon!

    #104884
    kay-lister
    Member

    Ohhhhhhhhh Pat!

    ;-) K

    #104885
    Sheena Hudson
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    Here are some I found on the web.

    What’s the definition of an optimist?
    A harpist with a tuner.

    If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in tune harpist, an out of tune harpist, or Santa Claus?
    The out of tune harpist. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.

    Why are a harpist’s fingers like lightning?
    They rarely strike the same chord progression twice.

    What’s the difference between a Celtic Harp and a Concert Grand Pedal Harp?
    A Pedal Harp burns longer.

    A harp is a nude piano.
    But a piano is a harp in a coffin.

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