Madam Butterball! I love it! Maybe someone could play “The Turkey” during an entr’acte. Perhaps there could be an inserted dance scene from “Duck Pond” to round out the evening. Perhaps the conductor could be Peter Maxwell Gravy…The score could be cut and basted… Cio Cio San would reconsider committing seppuku and instead offer a dish of underdone turkey to Pinkerton, upon which he chokes to death on the wishbone, and she gets to keep her son! What do you think? Does the story have legs…or drumsticks, that is?